I'm not embarassed to say that we went to the Spam Museum last month (yes, they really have a museum for this stuff). We actually had a fun time. And, it was free. I've never tried Spam, and I don't plan on it in the near future, but I still had a good time.
Before
("Hm? What was I doing? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What's in my mouth? Definitely not your soda that I grabbed off the table. Definitely not that.")